Care,
kept close.
A pocket charm that holds three condoms. Nana counts what is in it and gives you a quiet nudge before you run out.
On your lock screen
No product names. No counts. No hints.
Your reminder is ready.
That is every notification Nana can send. Anyone glancing at your phone learns nothing, and you know what it means.
Left-behind nudge
Walked out without it?
When your charm drops out of range and you are outside the places you pinned, Nana waits, then tells you. Snooze it, or say you left it on purpose.
Nudge me after 2 minutes out of range
How to put one on
The fruit stand
Step by step, drawn on fruit. Banana if you are uncut, eggplant if you are cut.
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EXP 08/2028
Check the date and the seal
Look for the expiry date. Squeeze the wrapper and feel for the air pocket. The air pocket means the seal is intact.
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Tear from the notch
Open the wrapper from the notched edge with your fingers. No teeth, no scissors.
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RIM ROLLS OUT
Find the right side
The rim rolls outward, like a hat brim. Put it on inside out? Start again with a new one.
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Pull back the foreskin
Ease the skin back a little, like the banana peel. Then place the condom on the tip.
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Pinch the tip
Squeeze the air out of the tip with two fingers. The tip holds the semen.
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Roll to the base
Keep pinching and roll the rim all the way down.
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Hold, slide, tie, bin
Hold the rim at the base while pulling out. Slide it off, tie a knot, and bin it. Never flush.
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WATERSILICONENOT OIL
One per round, right lube
Use a new condom every time. With latex, use water or silicone lube. Oil weakens latex.
Your privacy, in plain words
A count, not a diary.
A count going down only means a condom left the charm. Nana never guesses why.
Read the privacy policyStays on your phone
How many your charm holds, when that last changed, your charm’s pairing, and the places you pinned.
Never asked, never stored
Your sex life, partners, health status, test results, contacts or photos.
Leaves your phone
No account, no ads, no tracking, no analytics. The one exception is an address you type to pin a place, which Apple Maps looks up.